Two Steps to a Bikini-Ready Body
1. Look in the mirror and say “Bitch, I’m fabulous.”
2. Don bikini.
(via infinitefeminism)
When a group at school is hosting an event with free food
Even though I’m not a member, I’m just like:
When you’re the drunkest one on Ram Van
you’re like:
and the driver is like:
Greeting your coworkers/classmates in the morning
When you’ve had enough sleep:
When you haven’t:
Greeting your coworkers/classmates in the morning
When you’ve had enough sleep:
When you haven’t:
When I want to sit with my friends even though there isn’t room
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY
